neorago.: when super junior think you're cheating on them.

emnina:

zhou mi:

do not forget that zhou mi sees all. ill be watching outside your window, through your webcam, everywhere.

henry:

see, i don’t even enjoy bubble tea anymore because of my aching heart! i can’t believe you would be selfish enough to deprive me of delicious treats.

heechul:

do you need me to be upset, or something? because frowning uses so many muscles that it could almost count as the abominable act of working out, for shisus’ sake.

eunhyuk:

uses the ancient art of bitchslapping on every eligible guy in order to mark his territory.

leeteuk:

writes a song for the next album about a cold hearted bitch, and attempts to rhyme your name with several offensive korean and engrish terms, being as subtle as he is.

kyuhyun:

see? i’m so attractive and awesome that everyone even wants my women.

sungmin:

certainly seems like i’ll have to get creative with my interrogation techniques.

yesung:

YOU LOOKED AT HIM, THEREFORE YOU MUST BE HAVING SEX WITH HIM.

hangeng:

if i can’t have you, no one else can.

donghae:

girl, we screw so much that i’m actually impressed that you would find the time to sleep behind my back.

ryeowook:

excuse me while i pluck dna samples from our children’s hair to check if they are actually mine.

siwon:

yo, dad? imma need your helicopter, i have some serious surveillance detail to do. and by the way, how is the ammunition situation regarding the copter?