do not forget that zhou mi sees all. ill be watching outside your window, through your webcam, everywhere.
see, i don’t even enjoy bubble tea anymore because of my aching heart! i can’t believe you would be selfish enough to deprive me of delicious treats.
do you need me to be upset, or something? because frowning uses so many muscles that it could almost count as the abominable act of working out, for shisus’ sake.
uses the ancient art of bitchslapping on every eligible guy in order to mark his territory.
writes a song for the next album about a cold hearted bitch, and attempts to rhyme your name with several offensive korean and engrish terms, being as subtle as he is.
see? i’m so attractive and awesome that everyone even wants my women.
certainly seems like i’ll have to get creative with my interrogation techniques.
YOU LOOKED AT HIM, THEREFORE YOU MUST BE HAVING SEX WITH HIM.
if i can’t have you, no one else can.
girl, we screw so much that i’m actually impressed that you would find the time to sleep behind my back.
excuse me while i pluck dna samples from our children’s hair to check if they are actually mine.
yo, dad? imma need your helicopter, i have some serious surveillance detail to do. and by the way, how is the ammunition situation regarding the copter?