zhou mi:
do not forget that zhou mi sees all. ill be watching outside your window, through your webcam, everywhere.
henry:
see, i don’t even enjoy bubble tea anymore because of my aching heart! i can’t believe you would be selfish enough to deprive me of delicious treats.
heechul:
do you need me to be upset, or something? because frowning uses so many muscles that it could almost count as the abominable act of working out, for shisus’ sake.
eunhyuk:
uses the ancient art of bitchslapping on every eligible guy in order to mark his territory.
leeteuk:
writes a song for the next album about a cold hearted bitch, and attempts to rhyme your name with several offensive korean and engrish terms, being as subtle as he is.
kyuhyun:
see? i’m so attractive and awesome that everyone even wants my women.
sungmin:
certainly seems like i’ll have to get creative with my interrogation techniques.
yesung:
YOU LOOKED AT HIM, THEREFORE YOU MUST BE HAVING SEX WITH HIM.
hangeng:
if i can’t have you, no one else can.
donghae:
girl, we screw so much that i’m actually impressed that you would find the time to sleep behind my back.
ryeowook:
excuse me while i pluck dna samples from our children’s hair to check if they are actually mine.
siwon:
yo, dad? imma need your helicopter, i have some serious surveillance detail to do. and by the way, how is the ammunition situation regarding the copter?
